Top 10 rental excuses you can use

Trawling through the internet the other day I thought I would just share these top 10 rental excuses (13 actually) with you. Some are a bit cheesy I know, but hey if your a tenant of mine, no good using them on me! I have the list!!. But hey they might give you a smile. They did me.

1. I have to spend on my food this month, so unable to pay your rent

2. I am sorry I can’t pay my rent because I don’t have any money!

3. I am so sorry that I am late paying my rent this month. I fell in the shower, hit my head and subsequently forgot what month it was.

4. I can’t pay my rent this month because I have more important bills to pay.

5. I will be late on my rent because my check was a little short this week. I will pay next week.

6. I can’t pay your rent because my sister past away this weekend.

7. My payment was late for this month because I send my check through mail and the weather’s been bad so work has been slow.

8. I am a sick old person, I need money for my medicines this month so I goanna be late on my rent.

9. I will not pay my rent because the knob on a closet door is not working well.

10. Reason for not paying rent is that my big screen TV is ruined because the bathtub overflowed.

11. I can’t pay my rent because my bank closed my account and didn’t inform me.

12. We are just back from our honeymoon…so can’t pay rent.

13. My ex-husband wiped out all of my accounts…sorry I can’t pay rent this month.